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Son of a FUCK!
HOMESTUCK DOESN’T END ON APRIL 13th, 2013!!!
ACT 6 ACT 5 ENDS ON APRIL 13th, 2013!!!!!!!! LIKE ENDS AND NEXT IS ACT 6 ACT 6!!! NO MORE PROLONGING THE ACT 6 ACT 5 BS WE’VE HAD SO FAR!
Look! Those are the curtains that have been used for Act 6!
If the first two curtains are Act 6 Act 1 and Act 6 Act 2 respectively, then the thing after them is where it says “End of Year 3”!
You then have three more curtains:
Act 6 Act 3
Act 6 Act 4
and Act 6 Act 5
But after the curtain for Act 6 Act 5 is not another curtain. It’s WORDS!
If that’s meant to indicate the End of Year 4 - 4/13/09 to 4/13/13 - then that means that Act 6 Act 5 will definitely end on April 13th, 2013! That’s SIX DAYS FROM NOW!
Also, if you look back at when Year 3 ended, notice that it’s NIGHT when the switch happens. This implies that wherever Slick / Hussie is, ONE YEAR = ONE DAY!!! The sun is setting because we’re six days away from the END OF YEAR 4!!! When the new Homestuck year starts, then a new day starts!
But that is STILL not the freakiest part of this update! No way Jose!
See what comes after that “End of Year 4” text? That’s NOT a Curtain!!!
It almost looks like a GIANT HOLE! (It might be something else)
All I know is:
“WHAT THE HELL IS THAT THING AND WHAT DOES IT MEAN?!”
oh fuck i didn’t even notice the hole